Studio Reader Stan

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Name: Studio Reader Stan

Last visit: Jul 14, 2008

Age: 28

Location: HOLLYWOOD, CA
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Comic Strip 92 - Valkyrie Booster (Part 1)

This week, movie star Valkyrie Booster accuses me of stalking him.

To check it out, click on the Web site link on this page, or go to: www.StudioReaderStan.com and click on "Latest Strip."

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About Me

Just because I'm animated doesn't mean I don't exist in some other world... Yeah, it may not be over the rainbow... and yeah, it may be closer to being under a port-a-potty, but that doesn't mean I'm not capable of astounding achievement... or that I'm still a virgin... Okay, they both haven't happened for me yet -- but it's not my fault!

I'm 28 and I read screenplays for studios. My name is Larry, but because no one in Hollywood ever listens when I speak, they all think my name is Studio Reader Stan no matter how many times I say, "That's not even close to being my name." Bastards!

All the executives I read for have the IQ of a Milk Dud, and yet they're all a million times more successful than me! I ask you, how does that happen? I'm a college graduate, dammit! I should be important by now! At least I'm not bitter.

I drive a 1988 Toyota Corolla and I don't dress well, so yes, I'm single.

I want to be a screenwriter, but my agent hasn't sold a script in 7 years. I don't know how she supports herself, or her fiance. He's an aspiring underwear model who likes to be called, "The Bronze."

If you would like to enjoy all my misery, a new comic strip is posted every Monday at: www.StudioReaderStan.com (updated 7/14/08).

P.S. Thank you to all the people who have asked if I'll read their scripts. Unfortunately, I'm not actually a real person. So asking me to read your script is kinda' like asking Homer if he'll have a beer with you at Moe's Tavern... which I've done and he's never answered.

Goal

To get as many people as possible to visit my Web site (www.StudioReaderStan.com), so I can pretend you're all my friends and not feel alone in the world anymore.

Professional Experience

Humorist / Satirist
January 2005 - Present

Stephen Kogon created me and follows all my exploits as a downtrodden studio reader in a weekly comic strip. Check it out at: www.StudioReaderStan.com (updated 7/14/08).

P.S. I don't like Stephen Kogon. He could have given me success, a girlfriend, fresh minty breath... but he chose to do none of those things. So as I suffer in my cartoon world, please enjoy my misery.

New strips are posted every Monday.

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