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Carlos Cabron
The Biggest Hypocrite in Show Business
Interests
"I'll go with you"
"You'll go with me, where?"
"Wherever you want. Let's take a trip."
Books
Catcher in the Rye
Movies
Field of Dreams
Television
Sarah Silverman. She's hilarious.
Blog
I just cheated a writer....that felt good.
I'm off to Vegas to spend my money. Got a limo waiting to take me. And, you might ask, how did I get this moolah?
Easy. At a WGA event, I met a sexy young babe who just finished NYU film school. I had enjoyed a minor amount of success so it was easy to exaggerate and make her think I was big. I didn't hit on Alice, like the other guys because I'm more interested in her writing. (wink, wink).
Within a week, I was having dinner with her relatives at a home in Beverly Hills. Within two weeks they had invested in a company I set up for development of "art projects." If her script is great, I'll sell it to a studio. Meanwhile, I'm using the expense account for a trip to Vegas.
Everyone wins. Alice has a project in development. Her uncle is an investor in the arts. And in 3 hours I'll be at the Wynne Hotel getting my jimmy waxed by a stripper named Bambi.
Carlos
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About Me
Looking for feedback on drafts of my scripts. That's why I'm here.
Goal
To be released from prison, cleared of all charges and still keep all the money I (allegedly) stole.
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