Carlos Cabron

The Biggest Hypocrite in Show Business

Personal Details

Name: Carlos Cabron

Last visit: Aug 23, 2007

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Interests

"I'll go with you"
"You'll go with me, where?"
"Wherever you want. Let's take a trip."

Books

Catcher in the Rye

Movies

Field of Dreams

Television

Sarah Silverman. She's hilarious.

Blog

I just cheated a writer....that felt good.

I'm off to Vegas to spend my money. Got a limo waiting to take me. And, you might ask, how did I get this moolah?

Easy. At a WGA event, I met a sexy young babe who just finished NYU film school. I had enjoyed a minor amount of success so it was easy to exaggerate and make her think I was big. I didn't hit on Alice, like the other guys because I'm more interested in her writing. (wink, wink).

Within a week, I was having dinner with her relatives at a home in Beverly Hills. Within two weeks they had invested in a company I set up for development of "art projects." If her script is great, I'll sell it to a studio. Meanwhile, I'm using the expense account for a trip to Vegas.

Everyone wins. Alice has a project in development. Her uncle is an investor in the arts. And in 3 hours I'll be at the Wynne Hotel getting my jimmy waxed by a stripper named Bambi.

Carlos

June 16, 2007 1:21 PM | Permalink | Comments (7) | Add Comment

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