The Pornographic Justice League ep 7

ANNOUNCER:
On an all new adventure of THE PORNOGRAPHIC JUSTICE LEAGUE, our sexy group of super friends battle head to head with the fiendishly clever French Tickler. So don't make a move and enjoy the next episode of...THE PORNOGRAPHIC JUSTICE LEAGUE!

EXT. PARKING LOT OF THE PORNO PROP SHOP, DAY

BOB JONES AKA THE FLASHER IS ON HIS WAY INTO THE PORNO PROP SHOP WHEN HE HEARS A DISTURBANCE COMING FROM THE JEWLERY STORE NEXT DOOR. HE PEEKS INSIDE THE WINDOW AND SEES A MAN ROBBING THE PLACE.
BOB SPINS AROUND AND IN A BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT HE BECOMES THE FLASHER.
THE FLASHER BURSTS IN THE JEWLERY STORE DOOR.

THE FLASHER:
Not so fast! Put down the jewels and come quietly.

FRENCH TICKLER:
(Turning around) The French don't know the meaning of the word “cum quietly”

FLASHER:
Then prepare to be dealt with. Pornographic Justice Style!

THE FLASHER PULLS OUT HIS GLOWING DILDO LIGHT SABER AND JUMPS INTO ACTION.
THE FRENCH TICKLER TAKES OFF HIS CAPE AND THROWS IT OVER THE HEAD OF THE FLASHER.
THEN AS THE FLASHER STRUGGLES TO REMOVE THE CAPE THE TICKLER DOES A JUMP KICK AND SPINS IN A CORKSCREW MOTION.
THE KICK CONECTS WITH FLASHER JUST AS HE REMOVES THE CAPE.

FRENCH TICKLER:
Corkscrew!

FLASHER FLIES BACKWARDS ON HIS BACK, DOES A BACKWARDS SUMMERSALT BACK ONTO HIS FEET.

FLASHER:
Tricky, but you'll need more than tricks to win this battle.

THE FLASHER JUMPS INTO ACTION AGAIN AND THE TWO ENGAGE IN A FIST FIGHT. THEY BATTLE BACK AND FORTH AND THEN THE TICKLER LANDS A STRONG BLOW TO THE BACK OF THE FLASHER'S HEAD.

FRENCH TICKLER:
Donkey punch!

THE FLASHER FALLS FORWARD FACE FIRST TO THE GROUND AND LAYS THERE DAZED.
THE FRENCH TICKLER PICKS UP HIS SACK FULL OF JEWELERY AND RUNS OUT OF THE STORE.
THE STORE CLERK HELPS THE FLASHER TO HIS FEET.

CLERK:
Are you alright Mr. Flasher? How is your head? You took a pretty nasty blow.

FLASHER:
My head hurts, but what puzzles me is the fact that my anus is clenched close.
Did he give you a name?

CLERK:
He called himself The French Tickler. He came in and jumped over the counter and before I knew what was happening he started to tickle me. I blacked out and came to just before you entered.

FLASHER:
Looks like we got ourselves another nut on the loose. Call the police and tell them what happened. I need to get back to the lair.

THE FLASHER RUNS OUT OF THE STORE.

ANNOUNCER:
The French Tickler may have won this round, but rest assure the foreplay has just begun. And no one is better at foreplay than...THE PORNOGRAPHIC JUSTICE LEAGUE! So tune in next week when our heroes cum face to face with the sexual position fighting style of The French Tickler. Same Pornographic time. Same pornographic channel! Only on Skinamax!

06/19/08